NASA Jokes

NASA discovers a planet with 2 life forms They named the one of em Babbits, and the other Trids. They noticed a peculiar thing about these lifeforms. Every time a Babbit was next to a Trid, the Babbit would KICK the shit out of the Trid. One day an astronaut is on the planets surface gathering rocks, you know for science. Right about then, a Babbit walks up to the astronaut and kicks him. You know what the astronaut said? *Silly Babbit, kicks are for Trids*

A Shepherd Joke Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: ""If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which were grazing and says: ""All right."" The young man park…

How does NASA plan a party..? They planet.

NASA report... NASA just disclosed details why the Rover wouldn't accept any commands. They took a picture of the Rover's built-in display which showed a Windows screen and the text, ""press any key to continue"".

NASA's dudes Warning!!! The fact that are mentioned in this jokes are not real!!! did you know that a guy from nasa invented the clean-x? Really? Yes! Imagine the people that work for nasa saying:""I invented a rover!"", ""I developed a laser!"" ""I invented clean-x..."" Poor thing, he can't get laid thanks to his invention No, but he can clean after...

Offensive Challenger Jokes What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts What did Christa McAuliffe say before it blew up? ""What does this button do?"" Where did Christa McAuliffe spend her vacation? All over Florida.

You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world.

NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset"".

Some ""End Of The World"" jokes I have seen. * People are making ""end of the world jokes"" like there's no tomorrow. * I think on December 21, all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes to freak everyone out. * NASA has confirmed that on December 21, 2012, [approximately 7:00pm] the sky will turn completely black, and white little dots (very shiny) will appear... This phenomenon is known as ""night"" post some of yours in the bottom

NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called ""Night"".

Blonde vs. Space A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were taking a tour inside of NASA space center. The tour-guide asked them ""What planet or other object in our universe would you go to?"" The red head said. ""I'd go to Saturn!"" The brunette said, ""I'd go to the Moon!"" The blonde said ""I'd go to the Sun!"" The tour-guide looked at the blonde. ""But if you go the Sun, you'll burn up and die."" The blonde rolled her eyes and replied calmly. ""What, do you think I'm stupid? I'd go at night!"…

Little Johnny is sitting in front of the TV watching a program about NASA. ""I wish I could be shot into space"" he said. ""You would have been if your father had done what he was told"" replies his mother.

I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!

Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it.

NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge.

Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it.

Do you need space? Join NASA!

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from ""USA Today"" archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our govern…

Q: Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? A: They called it the herd shot 'round the world.

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: ""What are these guys in the big suits doing?"" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and aske…

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing for (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400.) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029.) which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please ap…

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later when the space shuttle landed there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wi…

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed.