Navajo Reservation Jokes

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project.. When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated. ""What are these guys in the big suits doing?"" A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if…

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: ""What are these guys in the big suits doing?"" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and aske…

A message to the moon About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface. Along with all the trucks and large vehicles, there were two large figures dressed in full Lunar spacesuits. Nearby a Navajo sheep herder and his son were watching the strange creatures walk about, occasionally being tended by personnel. The two Navajo people were noticed and approache…

An Indian visited a local school to give a presentation He spoke about growing up on the Navajo reservation, and told the students about their culture, traditions and heritage. Afterwards, he offered to teach them a few words in the Navajo language. "How do you say Hello?" a student asked. "Yaateeh," he replied. "How about good morning?" "Yaateeh abini," he said. Then little Johnny spoke up. "How do you say f*** you b**ch" in Navajo?" Taken aback, he thought about it and then answere…