An Indian visited a local school to give a presentation He spoke about growing up on the Navajo reservation, and told the students about their culture, traditions and heritage. Afterwards, he offered to teach them a few words in the Navajo language. "How do you say Hello?" a student asked. "Yaateeh," he replied. "How about good morning?" "Yaateeh abini," he said. Then little Johnny spoke up. "How do you say f*** you b**ch" in Navajo?" Taken aback, he thought about it and then answered, "that's an interesting question. In our language, there are no cuss words." "How can there be no cuss words?" Johnny said. "What do you say if you're speaking your language and having an argument with your wife?" "In that case," the speaker said, "we switch to your language."