TIL: There is a chemical compound that can be extremely deadly to humans, is most of the time in food, and is not always government regulated. Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are: Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO caus…

In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul. How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore. It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel. As she left for work that day she said to her husband ""you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."" How do you know her eyes were blue? One blew one way the other blew another way. Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History What does NASA stand for…

[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere

NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks