So this guy goes to the bank and wants help with his online banking. The banker quickly realizes that the customer simply locked himself out of the online account, so the banker unlocks the account. The customer then tries to log in using the mobile app, but fails. The banker, confused, unlocks the account and asks if the customer may have forgotten his password, but the customer says that he knows what the password is. The banker, a little annoyed now, suggests that the customer use an internet…

Please help little Billy Evans. My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need …

NASA's budget has dramatically increased by 1000 times it was last year.(non seirous duel party joke) January 1st 2015 NASA and reasonable science enthusiasts has for decades been begging the capital hill for an increase in funds to do what they need to be able to do, and capital hill replied for decades ""We'll think about it."" Now it has happened at an unexpected rate. An earlier agreement that capital hill head among both parties was to fund various projects towards the development of the ""…

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from ""USA Today"" archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our govern…