NASA Jokes

A message to the people of the Moon In 1968, NASA was testing equipment to be used for Moon missions. They went to the Arizona desert to perform their tests. While tests were in progress, an old Chief approached a NASA engineer to ask questions through his grandson, acting as interpreter. "The Chief wants to know what exactly you are doing here." "We're testing equipment for upcoming missions to the Moon", said the engineer. The Chief heard the translation and said something to his grandson…

How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry.

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture... when suddenly a plain white Chevy advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a rather stiff man in a suit and tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a Dole wannabe, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure". The guy parked his car, whipped out his IBM Thi…

This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night.

Job taken seriously Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, "O…

A message to the moon About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface. Along with all the trucks and large vehicles, there were two large figures dressed in full Lunar spacesuits. Nearby a Navajo sheep herder and his son were watching the strange creatures walk about, occasionally being tended by personnel. The two Navajo people were noticed and approache…

Space monkeys NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!” At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle’s engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later NASA…

NASA CHICKEN CANON NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl. British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent to the British engineers. When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to smit…

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.

I always said "Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore.

NASA have found out about an intelligent feline creature living on Mars. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Credit from /u/OneTap from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3mkami/what_would_be_the_most_underwhelming_announcement/cvftmc3

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son…

NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission... "Houston, we have a problem." "What's the problem?" "Nothing. Nevermind." "Repeat, what is the nature of the problem?" "It's fine, whatever."

Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers.

BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. -Pluto

Communication between NASA and the stuck astronauts on the ISS has been leaked NASA: "So we got two options for you. Option A is you get on a spacecraft by The Boeing Company or ..." Astronauts: "B!!! Oh god B!!! Please B."

NASA is planning on launching a bunch of cows into space. It'll be the herd shot 'round the world.

Recently NASA found bones on the dark side of the moon. Turns out, the cow never made it.

Why didn't nasa send a duck into space? The bill would be astronomical.

Technically, NASA didn't hire Nazis they were a part of the founding staff.

How does NASA organise parties? They Planet

I recently lost my job at NASA Mission Control... I misheard when someone said "It's lunch time", and sent a rocket up with nobody in it.

Audit Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, "Okay." The yo…