Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead

Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it.

Little Johnny is sitting in front of the TV watching a program about NASA. ""I wish I could be shot into space"" he said. ""You would have been if your father had done what he was told"" replies his mother.

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: ""What are these guys in the big suits doing?"" One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and aske…