Michael Jackson Jokes

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade... The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandr…

Indian student's first day in US School It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Teacher :- Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: Chandrasekhar :- 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said. 'Very good! Teacher :- Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the Peo…

The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: ""Patrick Henry, 1775,"" he said. ""Very good! ""Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth!'?"" Again, no response except from Little Akio: ""Abraham Lincoln, 1863."" ""Excellent!"" said the teacher continuing. ""Le…

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about? Michael Jackson

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade... The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandr…

Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor

I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing. I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? One was shot for playing with little children.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart. Because little boys pants are half-off. Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead. RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids? Michael Jackson

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital? Because he is dead. ^((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?

They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free.

After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind.

You wanna know why Indian Students are disliked abroad?? read on.....It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall…

how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson

(pretend he's alive for this joke) Michael Jackson can find the hospital easily He always nose where to go

I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary.

What do Paint Samples and Michael Jackson have in common? They both come in little white cans...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is bad for kids to play with, and the other is a plastic grocery bag.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service