Farrah Fawcett Jokes

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next. Here's mine. Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar. And die. Your turn.

They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free.

Farrah Fawcett dies and St Peter is overwhelmed with her beauty. He says *You played an Angel on Earth, before you go to Heaven I'll give you one wish.* She says *I want you to save as many children as possible.* St Peter says, *Done* She asks what did he do. Then someone else says, *Wow Micheal Jackson just died.*

So Farrah Fawcett went to heaven... ...and God said to her, ""Farrah, you lived a beautiful life. You were kind, and sincere, and generous to everyone you met. You never acted out of self interest and as a reward...I am going to grant one wish. Anything you want; just name it."" Farrah thought for a minute. Then it came to her. She smiled and said, ""I just want all the children of the world to be safe."" *Okay, Reddit -- if you have a better Michael Jackson joke...I wanna hear it*