Ed Mcmahon Jokes

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next. Here's mine. Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar. And die. Your turn.

They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free.

Top Ten Signs: 10. It's hosted by Ed McMahon. 9. "Amplifiers" are just enormous Dixie cups. 8. Every song contains a plug for Green Giant frozen vegetables. 7. You're asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know, you're being introduced as Bob Dylan. 6. One word: polkas. 5. Guy sitting next to you brought a glove and has caught three foul balls. 4. "Santana" turns out to be a jolly bearded guy with a sack ful of presents. 3. They're playing "May we turn the hose on you, pleas…