Rush Limbaugh Jokes

I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky.

I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur came out Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long. ""Well first the farmer shook my hand …

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible.

Top Ten Signs: 10. It's hosted by Ed McMahon. 9. "Amplifiers" are just enormous Dixie cups. 8. Every song contains a plug for Green Giant frozen vegetables. 7. You're asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know, you're being introduced as Bob Dylan. 6. One word: polkas. 5. Guy sitting next to you brought a glove and has caught three foul balls. 4. "Santana" turns out to be a jolly bearded guy with a sack ful of presents. 3. They're playing "May we turn the hose on you, pleas…