What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns.

How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns.

McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns.

What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common? they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns