What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They both put their meat in 9 year old buns.

What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?

How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns.