Michael Jackson Jokes

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie? Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat? Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

whats Michael Jackson favorite movie genre? Thriller

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common? There both black people with white faces!

Little boy: mummy is god a girl or a boy? Mummy: why god is both girl and boy. Little boy: mummy is god black or white? Mummy: why god is both black and white. Little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? Mummy: why god is both gay and strait. Little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?!