How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.

How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo

Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead