College Student's Response to a Chemistry Mid Term Bonus Question. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they a…

Today a whole bunch of friends in trade school started throwing jokes around. These were the funniest. What do you call a electrician who tries to be a carpenter? A lousy carpenter What do yoy call a carpenter who tries to be an electrican? A dead carpenter What do you call a electrician with a hammer? Thief

These exchanges were recorded verbatim by court reporters and published in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts". ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? WITNESS: How would I know? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his slee…

What lawyers say in court ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. _______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _____________________________…