Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common? They're both dead.

What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching

Michael Jackson loves the holiday season It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a White Christmas. I'll show myself out.

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner.

Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike... After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles...

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead.

Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died.

I had no idea I was in Michael Jackson country A salesman was in Dallas, Texas for the first time. He wandered into a bar & proceeded to down a pretty fair number of straight Jack Daniels in a couple of hours, becoming quite sloshed. Suddenly, he noticed Michael Jackson on a news program on the bar's TV. ""There's the biggest horse's ass who ever walked on earth,"" he exclaimed. With that, the cowboy sitting next to him stood, punched him in the jaw, & sat back down on the bar stool. ""W…

TIL Michael Jackson was a huge GW Bush campaign contributor. He thought GW said ""Leave no child's behind""

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<

Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off.

I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson... and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one.

Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended

What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender.

Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.""

How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson.

s God Michael Jackson little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach? Would you please move? You're in my sun.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off.

How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson