Elizabeth Taylor Jokes

Reddit, may a I please have a Elizabeth Taylor / Michael Jackson joke? I don't know how, but it must happen! Edit: I actually want a joke that includes Liz *and* the Pop King. My use of ' / ' may have been misleading. Thank you.

Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended

Reddit, may a I please have a Elizabeth Taylor / Michael Jackson joke?","I don't know how but it must happen! Edit: I actually want a joke that includes Liz the Pop King. My use of ' / ' may have been misleading. Thank you.