👨 What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little k...

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.

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Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?

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Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at baseball? Because he’s dead :(

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