Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead.

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next. Here's mine. Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar. And die. Your turn.

What's your best Michael Jackson is dead joke?