Korea Jokes

Karate chop A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, ""That was a karate chop from China."" The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, ""…

A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ''That was a karate chop from Korea.'' The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate choped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted him…

Whack There was a little guy sitting in a restaurant, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK! -- knocks him off the stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" The little guy doesn't like this, but he gets back up on the stool and begins to mind his own business again when all of a sudden -- WHACK! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, ""That was a judo chop from Japan."" So the little guy has had …

Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise.

90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

One day in math... ...we got two new transfer students. They were twins named Ving and Ling who had moved in from Korea. I sat next to Ving during class and I got to know him pretty well. We liked the same books, movies, games, you name it! At the end of the quarter, we had a huge unit exam, it was about 30% of our grade. Luckily, Ving let me copy off of him on one condition, I take him to get his name changed after school. The guy absolutely despises his name, he thinks it sounds too stereotyp…

Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name.

Why does no one listen to rap music in Korea? Because it sounds like krap

Kim Jong-un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father? The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father." Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?" The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother." Kim Jong applauds. "What a diligent stud…

Why is Korea the greenest county in the world? It's full of Parks.

What would war with Korea be like? Seoul-crushing

The Barbie is cancelled. In light of the recent events in Korea

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea

Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.

A crusty old sergeant major walks into a brothel in Korea... He walks up to the receptionist and says

Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over.

One day in math... ...we got two new transfer students. They were twins named Ving and Ling who had moved in from Korea. I sat next to Ving during class and I got to know him pretty well. We liked the same books

How do you LOL in N. Korea? ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea.

What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His Korea is over!