What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea.

A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement: ""We'll tear your Seoul apart""