What would war with Korea be like? Seoul-crushing

I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea.

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement: ""We'll tear your Seoul apart""

Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing.