850: Number of nukes Sarah Palin would have dropped on North Carolina in the last few hours if she were President. #korea

I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English

"Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace" "Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-" "HAWAII, sir" "Right, that's wh

I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea.