850: Number of nukes Sarah Palin would have dropped on North Carolina in the last few hours if she were President. #korea

A joke from Korea ""Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president. Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012""

A king uses religion to replace lumberjacks It's 500 BC in the north of the Korean peninsula, what is today the home of the beautiful and harmonious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, led by great leader Kim Jong Un, who succeeded Kim Jong Il, who succeeded the Eternal President whose statue of reverence is un-outrevered, Kim Il Sung. The emperor, Akhum Erse, has run into a problem. A problem--one that would never occur in the current efficient leadership of the great Kim Jong Un due to his …

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.