Kim Jong-un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father? The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father." Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?" The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother." Kim Jong applauds. "What a diligent stud…

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over.

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His Korea is over!

A company of men is stationed in Korea Every day, the men gather for morning announcements, which is lead by their captain. ""Alpha company, ATTENTION!"" The captain yells. ""Stevens, I'm sorry, but we received word that your mother has died. That is all."" Later that day, the captain is called into the general's office. ""Listen captain,"" the general says, ""you can't be so blunt when delivering news like that. You have be more gentle about it."" The next week at roll call, more news arrives. …