Wilson Jokes

A boy meets his girlfriend's parents for the first time... they greet each other and sit down at the family table and begin to get to know each other. During the conversation, the boy feels something terrible brewing in his stomach and decides he can't hold it in anymore. he lets out a silent, but very smelly fart. The Father gets a whiff of the fart, stops mid-sentence and yells, ""Wilson!"" while he stares at the dog who is sitting under the boy's chair. ""This is great!"" the boy thought, i c…

Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.

I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket.

A company of men is stationed in Korea Every day, the men gather for morning announcements, which is lead by their captain. ""Alpha company, ATTENTION!"" The captain yells. ""Stevens, I'm sorry, but we received word that your mother has died. That is all."" Later that day, the captain is called into the general's office. ""Listen captain,"" the general says, ""you can't be so blunt when delivering news like that. You have be more gentle about it."" The next week at roll call, more news arrives. …

Who manufactures Quidditch balls. Wilson. J.K. Rawling

Wilson & Jesus? So Jesus went to the tailor to get a new robe made. He loved his new robe so much that he went back to the tailor, a Mr. Wilson, to let him know. Wilson, always the business man, told Jesus, ""Jesus, if you liked it so much, let's go into business together. You've got great a great reputation, and I make great robes... together I know we can be a really successful team!"" Jesus said, ""Wow, Wilson, I love the idea of teaming up with Jerusalem's best tailor. Let's do it...but …

Most people don't realize that the actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun: Maverick... ...is the same actor who played Wilson in the 2000 movie "Castaway".

Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson's Nails.