Anderson Jokes

Agent Smith A long time ago, when Agent Smith was newly generated, he was tasked to kill the rogue program, The Oracle, and her son. He was new to the Matrix, and was unaware of her capabilities. So he tried to delete her by firing at her with his gun, though the Oracle safely removed herself and her son from danger, much to Agent Smith's dismay. He never again had the same opportunity to delete her, as he soon received a new task; kill the one who would disrupt the Matrix; Kill Neo. So every ti…

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I love blowing Leafs in this beautiful Fall weather. Leafs Anderson, he is a real stand up guy.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !

anderson cooper CNN anderson cooper did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. He noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. He recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From his vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. He approached one of …

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Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who’s going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one. “Break it to her gently,” they all urge. “Leave it to me,” he says. When Smith’s wife comes to the door, Anderson says, “Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.” “How much?” the wife yells, eyes blazing. “Tell him to drop dead!”