No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father.

A boy meets his girlfriend's parents for the first time... they greet each other and sit down at the family table and begin to get to know each other. During the conversation, the boy feels something terrible brewing in his stomach and decides he can't hold it in anymore. he lets out a silent, but very smelly fart. The Father gets a whiff of the fart, stops mid-sentence and yells, ""Wilson!"" while he stares at the dog who is sitting under the boy's chair. ""This is great!"" the boy thought, i c…

""Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"" ""Come on Johnson no more tears""

Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad.