""Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"" ""Come on Johnson no more tears""#Johnson#School#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school.#School#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father.#School#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!" ~A parent's memoir.#School#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
10's homework question: "Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?" His answer: "My mom."#School#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp