Mr Wilson Jokes

Wilson & Jesus? So Jesus went to the tailor to get a new robe made. He loved his new robe so much that he went back to the tailor, a Mr. Wilson, to let him know. Wilson, always the business man, told Jesus, ""Jesus, if you liked it so much, let's go into business together. You've got great a great reputation, and I make great robes... together I know we can be a really successful team!"" Jesus said, ""Wow, Wilson, I love the idea of teaming up with Jerusalem's best tailor. Let's do it...but …

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, ""That will teach you to pinch!"" Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, ""I...I...didn't pinch that girl."" ""Of course you didn't"" said his wife, consolingly. ""I did.""