Kim Jong-un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea,
outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and
redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauds. "What a diligent stud…