Kkk Jokes

Two Faggots are walking on the beach....when one of them finds a shell in the sand and he wipes off the sand to find a Genie materializes from the smoke. not just a regular Genie, but a hillbilly Genie! with long hair, jean overalls, and a southern accent to boot. He says"" I gotta give you faggots one wish each...so make it quick. So the first faggot whispers in the genies ear, and POOF! a purple Ferrari appears. The first faggot was so delighted, he jumped into the front seat of his car. The s…

How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ.

What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9

Went to a KKK meeting the other day... It was a load of white sheet.

Two blonde genies. A man walks along the beach when he kicks and discovers a lamp. He takes it home to clean it and as he does two blonde genies pop out and announce that he has three wishes. The next morning the man wakes up in bed and as he stretches and yawns he looks around and sees that the room is littered with beautiful women. Feeling confused he gets up to go to the toilet and notices that the ground he is walking on is incredibly soft. As he looks down he realises that he is walking on …

A black pastor gets surrounded by KKK members A pastor goes to a resturant and orders a chicken. As he sits down and prepares to eat the chicken, he is surrounded by several KKK members. They stare at him and one of them says ""We don't like yerr kind round here"".... Another yells ""Go find another resturant to eat at"".... The pastor tries to ignore them and tries to continue his meal. He picks up his fork and before he could stab the chicken, The leader says ""Whatever you do to that chicken,…

The KKK was a conservationist group. They just wanted to put the monkeys back in the trees.

I saw Bryan Cranston in a gathering today. I said ""Hey Brian! what are doing with a cross in white robes?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Brian, I'm KKK you piece of shit."" After that, Peter, is when I came to your gate, now can I get that pass?

The KKK adopted a higway Jokes on them, it's black

At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!

I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it.

*Offensive* A man walking along the train tracks stumbles upon a genie's lamp The man rubs the lamp & the genie grants him 3 wishes, but a young boy nearby witnesses it all unfold. As the man is about to make his wishes, a train passes by and the curious boy is unable to hear his wishes... when the train is done passing, the genie is gone, but the man is still there, counting money while getting a massage from a gorgeous woman. The next day, the boy hears that the man is dead, hung from a tr…

A elderly gay couple find a genie Neil and Bob, a gay couple in their 60s are out antiquing one day when they come across an old Alladin-style lamp. Neither man can resist the kitschy style that the lamp could bring to their foyer, so they haggle the shop keeper down to a reasonable price and take it home. At home, Neil is polishing the lamp, trying to bring it back to its original luster and shine when blue genie pops out. ""I am the genie of the lamp! You have freed me from my prison and have …

Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them.

Pastor in the KKK An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will…

Pearly Gates A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, …

*Offensive* A man walking along the train tracks stumbles upon a genie's lamp The man rubs the lamp & the genie grants him 3 wishes, but a young boy nearby witnesses it all unfold. As the man is about to make his wishes, a train passes by and the curious boy is unable to hear his wishes... when the train is done passing, the genie is gone, but the man is still there, counting money while getting a massage from a gorgeous woman. The next day, the boy hears that the man is dead, hung from a tre…

If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas.

Three members of the KKK walk into a bar... They sit at the back in full costume. The first Klansman thinks to himself, "If the black guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!" The second Klansman thinks to himself, "If the gay guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!" The third Klansman thinks to himself, "If someone pulls off my hood, the gay black guy at the bar will recognize me from last night, and these two will kill me!"

Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats

This may sound a little racist…. ….But everyone in the KKK look the same to me.

Horrible lie The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!” No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven…

I don’t want to sound racist… ..But everyone in the KKK look the same to me.