Lynch Jokes

Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry.

My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch.

I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined.

A elderly gay couple find a genie Neil and Bob, a gay couple in their 60s are out antiquing one day when they come across an old Alladin-style lamp. Neither man can resist the kitschy style that the lamp could bring to their foyer, so they haggle the shop keeper down to a reasonable price and take it home. At home, Neil is polishing the lamp, trying to bring it back to its original luster and shine when blue genie pops out. ""I am the genie of the lamp! You have freed me from my prison and have …

The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob.

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboy's head. He too oozed out of the rope dropped in…

My friend told us the longest joke i've ever heard and i dont even know if it makes sense **A guy was working on his job, then his boss asks him:** *-"Have you ever seen a Penguin?"* *-"I have never seen one"*, **the guy replies** *-"HOW IS IT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE? GO TO HUMAN RESOURCES RIGHT NOW!"* **The guy goes to human resources:** *-"Hello, why are you here?"* *-"My boss sent me here because i have enever seen a penguin"* *-"HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUI…