Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry.

My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch.

I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined.

A elderly gay couple find a genie Neil and Bob, a gay couple in their 60s are out antiquing one day when they come across an old Alladin-style lamp. Neither man can resist the kitschy style that the lamp could bring to their foyer, so they haggle the shop keeper down to a reasonable price and take it home. At home, Neil is polishing the lamp, trying to bring it back to its original luster and shine when blue genie pops out. ""I am the genie of the lamp! You have freed me from my prison and have …