*Offensive* A man walking along the train tracks stumbles upon a genie's lamp The man rubs the lamp & the genie grants him 3 wishes, but a young boy nearby witnesses it all unfold. As the man is about to make his wishes, a train passes by and the curious boy is unable to hear his wishes... when the train is done passing, the genie is gone, but the man is still there, counting money while getting a massage from a gorgeous woman. The next day, the boy hears that the man is dead, hung from a tree by men wearing white robes, affiliated with the KKK. The boy confused, goes back to the train track where he saw the lamp and decides to rub it to see what happens... the genie comes out and says ""sorry, I'm all out of wishes"". The boy says, OK, but tell me one thing, what did the man wish for yesterday? The genie replies: his first wish was to be rich, his second wish was to have a gorgeous wife, and his third wish was to be hung like a black man