Three members of the KKK walk into a bar... They sit at the back in full costume. The first Klansman thinks to himself, "If the black guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!" The second Klansman thinks to himself, "If the gay guy at the bar tries to pull off my hood, I'll kill him!" The third Klansman thinks to himself, "If someone pulls off my hood, the gay black guy at the bar will recognize me from last night, and these two will kill me!"