Kkk Jokes

Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire

What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal? Special KKK.

Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration.

Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!

What do fat chicks, mopeds, and the KKK have in common? They are all things the Republican party likes to ride until their friends see them on them.

Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD...

What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK

What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing? KKK Slider

Why does the KKK hate bowling? Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

What does a KKK member wear to a business meeting? a white power-tie!

What does the KKK use to bake cookies? White flour!

What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white

What's the Mexican version of the KKK? ¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que?

Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro? The only black KKK member.

What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire.

If Matthew McConaughey was in the KKK, what would his catchphrase be? All white, all white, all white

What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning

Did you know that 1/3 of the KKK is retarded? They're called the Special K

The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common? they both make black guys run faster

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks.