Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist.

Two Faggots are walking on the beach....when one of them finds a shell in the sand and he wipes off the sand to find a Genie materializes from the smoke. not just a regular Genie, but a hillbilly Genie! with long hair, jean overalls, and a southern accent to boot. He says"" I gotta give you faggots one wish each...so make it quick. So the first faggot whispers in the genies ear, and POOF! a purple Ferrari appears. The first faggot was so delighted, he jumped into the front seat of his car. The s…

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …