Lapd Jokes

I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about "a lost, lonely-looking little girl" that turn out to be David Spade walking home.

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA (FIXED) The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI …

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. …

I found the rulebook for an old card game at my grandfather's house. ""Draw a card, if it's black, take a shot."" Oh wait, that's just the LAPD guidebook.

A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!""

Saw the joke about the LAPD on the frontpage and I raise you this one Gang leader says ""Homies said you are reliable, and word around the block is you a straight up OG. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black men and a cop."" Tyrone replies ""No problem"" Gang leader says ""Fantastic attitude, you are in the gang!""

Attorney General The attorney general decides to hold a contest to see which organization is the best at policing. SO he gets the FBI, the CIA, and the LAPD together, and tells them ""I've released a rabbit into the wilderness, find it, and bring it to me."" So the FBI goes in, and two hours later, they come out, and the Agent In Charge says ""We found the rabbit, but he had committed no crimes, so we let him go."" AG says ""Bull, you didn't find the rabbit."" So the CIA goes in, and 4 hours lat…

What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's

Various law enforcement agencies have a fugitive tracking competition. A forest is divided by high fences into 100-acre sections, a squirrel is released into each one, and the game begins. The CIA fill their section with animal agents all wearing wires. After three months with no leads, they announce that the squirrel never really existed. The FBI works for a month and gets no leads. They burn down the forest, positively ID the squirrel remains, and announce at a press conference that the manhun…

(My favorite joke)Who is best at apprehending criminals? The CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do …

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) The FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads th…

The LAPD, The FBI and The CIA The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads …

LAPD Sent to Train Iraqi Police, Find Weapons of Mass Destruction Within 2 months of being in Iraq to help train Iraqi Police recruits the LAPD sent the following message up to Army command: It's over. We have weapons of mass destruction, need guidance on who we are supposed to find them on. Edit* changed were to are

The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA . . . The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with n…

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing ev…

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best.. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exis…

A guy applies for a job at the L.A.P.D. The inspector says ""These are the best qualifications I've ever seen! Just one more thing: take this gun and shoot 6 black men and a rabbit."

The LAPD the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D. Inspector says ""These are the best qualifications I've ever seen

A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit." Guy replies "Why the rabbit?" Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"

A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down

A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit." Guy replies "Why the rabbit?" Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!" Edit: Thanks for the my first Reddit gold!

Does the KKK still exist?,"Yeah they just changed their name to the LAPD...

Why did the LAPD leave the Dodger game early? They wanted to beat the crowd.

Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD...