Various law enforcement agencies have a fugitive tracking competition. A forest is divided by high fences into 100-acre sections, a squirrel is released into each one, and the game begins. The CIA fill their section with animal agents all wearing wires. After three months with no leads, they announce that the squirrel never really existed. The FBI works for a month and gets no leads. They burn down the forest, positively ID the squirrel remains, and announce at a press conference that the manhunt was an unqualified success. Two hours after the competition begins, the LAPD leaves their section with a beaten, bloody, nearly-dead raccoon, along with a signed confession in the raccoon's handwriting admitting that it's a squirrel.