A soldier ran up to a nun, Out of breath he asked, ""Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."" The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked, ""Sister, have you seen a soldier?"" The nun replied, ""He went that way."" After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to war to Iraq . The nun said, ""I understand completely."" The soldier ad…

An American soldier is deployed to Iraq... An American soldier is deployed to Iraq around 2005. One of the first things he noticed upon arrival was that women walked about 10 paces behind their husbands. He had never seen this before and asked his commanding officer why they did that. ""Iraq isn't as advanced as the US and women don't have equal rights here, they must walk behind their men as a display of subservience."" replied his CO. Ten years passed and the soldier was once again deployed to…

A soldier ran up to a nun A soldier ran up to a nun, Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to war to Iraq . The nun said, "I under…

Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".