*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War

The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything

My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support.

Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad.