Kfc Jokes

chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Dave Grohl walks into a KFC... The cashier says: ""Wow, it's Dave Grohl! The Foo Fighters are my favorite band! What can I get for you, sir?"" Dave says: ""I'll have a one-piece meal."" Cashier says: ""Would you like drum, wing, thigh,..."" THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST

If a proctologist works part time at KFC.... Is it still finger licking good?

I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!

The Pope and Colonel Sanders When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sanders came up with a brilliant advertising idea. He got in touch with the Pope and asked the pontiff whether he could change the words of the Lord's Prayer from ""Give us this day a daily bread"" to ""Give us this day a daily chicken."" ""I can't possibly do that,"" said the Pope. ""Not even for 100,000 dollars?"" asked the Colonel. ""No, not for 100,000 dollars,"" replied the Pope. Six months on and KFC sales were declining…

A white guy walks into a KFC He sees all the black people chowing down on their greasy chicken. He can't handle it, so he pulls out a gun and shoots every single one of them in their heads. When the cops finally stop him and ask why he did it, the white man said: ""Well everyone kept 'axing' for chicken, and I didn't have an axe, so I gave them the next best thing!""

My 6 yr old, just told me this joke as I walked in the house with food....""why did the chicken cross the road?"" Because I just saw you bring a 20 piece from KFC because mom said if you didn't hurry up and bring food, you weren't getting any tonight!!!!

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal? Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

A guy calls KFC Guy: Hello KFC: This is KFC Guy: Is chicken available? KFC: Yes. Guy: May I speak to chicken? **This is actually based on an Indonesian comedian's video he posted on instagrma in which he called KFC as a prank.

Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box.

Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special. its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper? Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A.

So a priest walks by a bunch of children standing around a dog. > Alright, I can't claim this joke. I took it from the chaplain of the New Orleans Saints doing a workshop. Check out his [talk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIG72_LO7wc), he's pretty cool. www.fathertony.com There were a couple of kids that were laughing and standing around a dog that was obviously scared. A priest walks by and says ""Now I know you all won't hurt that dog."" One of the kids says ""Oh no, no. We love the dog.…

One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there.

Your moms so fat...... When she goes to KFC, she licks other peoples fingers.

My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC

I was talking to a nice young women last night, she asked me if I like breast or legs. I told her what I really like is a nice shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not allowed in KFC anymore.

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, ""What can I do?"" The Colonel says, ""I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate $10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."" The Pope replies, ""I am very sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words."" So the Colonel hangs up. Af…

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope. He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lord’s Prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken” The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested. “100 million dollars”, says the KFC rep. Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred. “One billion dollars. This is our final offer.” After some consideration of…