Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat.

When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.

KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits.

I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for.