Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat.

Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe

When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.

I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for.