KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits.

What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.