Kfc Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line.

Whats is long and black? The line to KFC

What's the difference between KFC and China? At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why did the Muslim man have to build a house for his wives before he could eat KFC? No harem, no fowl.

A man rang up the incontinence helpline and told the adviser: "I've got an incontinence problem. Before I go into details, is all the information I give you confidential." "Of course," said the adviser. "Now, where are you ringing from?" "The waist down." Why do bulimics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.