Kfc Jokes

What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals

An old lady in London...(a true story) Around a week ago I was waiting in queue behind an old lady at KFC. She placed her order, paid in cash, and all was well until she received one of those new plastic 5 notes as change from the cashier. She vocally expressed her dislike about the presence of animal products in the new 5 bills, saying that it was unethical and disgusting. She politely requested the cashier to swap it for an old one, but without a new purchase, the cashier couldn't open the til…

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I live across the street from a KFC.

I went to the doctor and he said you have the blood pressure of a 14 year old kid I said great. He said, not so great, a 14 year old *American* child. You got four months to live. Kids are so fat these days the first letters they learn in the alphabet are not ABC, it's KFC Kids are so fat these days they use cheat codes to play Pokemon Go Kids are so fat these days the reason why they use smart phone to play music is because they think a Sony Walkman must involve exercise. Kids are so fat these …

A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC.

10 YO MAMA Jokes - Wich one is your favorite? 1) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C! 2) Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, ""We cant fix it."" 3) Yo Mamma So Fat, Dora Can't Explore Her. 4) Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. 5) Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. 6) Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food. 7) Your mama is so ugly, that sh…

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original.

Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket.

What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats

NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

The Lord's Prayer When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sanders came up with a brilliant advertising idea. He got in touch with the Pope and asked the pontiff whether he could change the words of the Lord's Prayer from ""Give us this day our daily bread"" to ""Give us this day our daily chicken."" ""I can't possibly do that,"" said the Pope. ""Not even for 100,000 dollars?"" asked the Colonel. ""No, not for 100,000 dollars,"" replied the Pope. Six months on and KFC sales were declining still …

What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC.

KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing.

KFC Is like making love to a woman..... First you start with the succulent thighs then move on to the juicy breasts and at the end all your left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in

KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs.

So I was on my way to the ATM machine and I realized I had forgotten my PIN number... I panicked, but then I realized that it's not worth worrying about. Life is too short. We could get hit by an ICBM missile tomorrow or find out that I've tested positive for the HIV virus. So instead I got some KFC chicken, listened to some NPR radio on the way home, then read some DC comics. But then I got an alert on my LCD display: ""Are you putting enough in your IRA account?"" What was I doing? I'm no geni…

Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC

How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC""

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays

Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99

Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!

KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!

Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC

My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC.

What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in.