Guy Guy Jokes

[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date? Girl:... No? These are raisins

Two gentlemen and a dartboard Man: ""Hey. Guy."" Guy: ""Yeah Man?"" Man: ""Can I bum a cig?"" Guy: ""Sure Man, I'll give you one of my cigarettes if you can get a bullseye on that dartboard over there."" Man: ""Might as well give it a shot."" *man throws dart at dartboard and misses the bullseye by less than half an inch* Man: ""How's that?"" Guy: ""Close, but no cigar.""

How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC""

Drunk Guy Guy: Dude I Wasn't That Drunk, Friend:Dude U Were WAtching TV And Laugh, Guy: Sooo -_-, Friend : The TV Wasn't On

The dog A guy (Guy 1) walks into a bar and sees another guy (Guy 2) sitting at a bar with a dog next to him. He wants to pet the dog so he approaches Guy 2. Guy 1: "Does your dog bite?" Guy 2: "Nope" Guy 1 then starts petting the dog when suddenly, the dog bites him. Guy 1: "Ow! What the heck? You said your dog doesn't bite." Guy 2: "It's not my dog"